-Apparently women in their 30’s with multiple children still show up in public with hickies on their necks.
-There are people that think it’s cool to put kids in trash cans during a baby shower and these people aren’t bullies, they are family.
-I am still the sick baby whisperer.
-For a no-bake cheesecake, this is more work than I expected but is pretty tasty IMO, especially when you add almonds to the crust and zest instead of juice to the filling.
-After a day with emotionally stunted manner-less vampires, I will fall asleep while watching tv.
-SJP and J.Lo’s hair stylists are pissed at them. SJP’s clothing stylist is also pissed at her and conspired with whoever applied her fake tanner to make it heinous.
-I am confused by Clooney’s ‘tude during the whole show.
-I am also confused by Travolta WEARING JEANS!!!
-Apparently an ex’s best revenge is with little golden statues. hahahah James Cameron got so served! I know Linda Hamilton was cackling her ass off.
-I love NPH more than ever.
-The commercial for Modern Family made me want to watch it. Good job advertisers, THAT is how you do a commercial.
-I want to be Helen Mirren or Meryl Streep when I am their age. Wowza!
-Jeff Bridges=The Dude, man.
