3.4 fl oz in a quart sized bag

People of the world, can we discuss how stupid you are?

How do you think you can walk through a TSA check point without showing your boarding pass or ID? I am surprised he didn’t shoot you! Now they are going to make you stand there and wait while they take everyone else, to prove their point. Idiot. Wait your freaking turn, that means WHEN YOU ARE CALLED, LADY.

All liquids must be 3.4 fluid oz (the size is right there on the bottle) or smaller and fit inside your quart sized baggie TOGETHER. COMFORTABLY. Together means everything all at once. Comfortably means that the bag has to be able to close when everything is in there all at once. They sell empty travel sized bottles that you can use to transfer your items into so that you don’t hold up the fucking line, keep us in travel line purgatory and make us, those that can read and follow directions, miss our flights. By the way, I should apparently also mention that it’s ONE BAG PER PERSON, numbnuts, not ONE BAG PER ITEM. I see you carrying your military cammo jacket so you can apparently follow some directions, what happened with these? See also the size issue as full sized mouth wash and shaving cream do not follow the above regulations. I know you are at least familiar with that term.

When the TSA agents get annoyed and start repeatedly rattling off what to have out of your bags and mention toiletries? THEY DON’T MEAN MAKE-UP UNLESS IT’S A LIQUID. You don’t now have to hold me up by digging out and opening something that was fine the way it was.

Your FIVE BAGS do not qualify as TWO carry-on items. Pack that shit better or check that shit. SERIOUSLY. Also, you do not have to put all of that into a bin! YOU ARE HOLDING UP THE LINE so that your precious things don’t touch the conveyor and I’m about to drop you, some of us actually have flights to make. Which is more precious now?

Laptops must be out of your bags. ARE YOU HARD OF HEARING? They all have only said this 800 times now, across the 6 lanes of security. I am sure you have heard one of them. Lane 1 over there is completely stopped due to liquids in bags, water bottles CONTAIN LIQUIDS-SHOCKING, and LAPTOPS. Do you want to be like LANE ONE?

Oh Christ! There goes LANE THREE with a Bag Check.

DO NOT STOP AT THE END OF THE LANE TO PUT ON YOUR SHOES. STEP ASIDE. YOU ARE NOT A TODDLER OR A SMALL CHILD, I SHOULD NOT BE TRIPPING OVER YOU WHILE TRYING TO REMOVE MY THINGS.

It’s not like this stuff is new! It’s been going on for many years now (as far as regulations are concerned) and it’s not like it was one lane, there were SIX and yet, the stupid of the world somehow are completely gobsmacked and totally destroy the whole thing. Do us all a favor and either 1) LEARN or 2) DON’T FLY

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