So I know that everyone (or just about everyone, don’t jump my shit for the whole absolutes thing, okay?) has their “list”. The celebrities (or celebrity) they get to schtupp if they were to ever somehow cross paths or whatever. Basically it really means that your spouse doesn’t get annoyed that you salivate over that particular celebrity at every conceivable opportunity (Angelina Joile and Johnny Depp bonus for this house, they are rumored to be doing a movie together) but I have also have a celebrity friend crush.
I think Heidi Klum is the bomb and like she’d be totally cool to be friends with, right? Every time I see her on Ellen, I want to hang out with her. She’s funny and self-deprecating. Which brings up another one, Ellen. Could she be any more awesome? For my celebrity chef friend crush it’d be Nigella Lawson. I want to hug her and then go get something to eat, like immediately. Lastly it’d be Gok from Britain’s “How To Look Good Naked” because he’s just funky enough to keep my interest and he makes all those ladies feel so awesome about themselves. Of course I would also love to be friends with Tim Gunn but I feel I’d be too crass for him. Oh! I’d love to sneak James Lipton off and get him a tattoo but his wife would cut me.
What about y’all? Am I the only nutbag?
