So there’s a lot of dramz going on right now around The Girls Next Door and their futures. Kendra is supposedly dating an NFL football player and is in lurve. Miss Bridget (who just turned 35 yesterday, Happy Birthday!) is focusing on her career and upcoming show on the Travel Channel ‘Bridget’s Beaches’. Which of course leaves Holly, Hefs #1; I’ve already reported that she’s left Hef for Criss Angel. Now there are reports that was a lie, maybe originally put out by Criss’s camp, and that they “are just friends right about now” which is totally not an actual denial of anything further. E online has a video interview of Hef and the girls speaking of the transition. It’s obvious that the relationships have moved on, Kendra even talks about Hef giving her away as the “father of the bride” Um does anyone else find that GROSS if you believe that she was actually sleeping with the geezer? Hef and the girls talk transition
In news that’s shocking only because he finally admitted it, Gayken finally came out of the closet. He’s on the cover of People magazine talking fatherhood and being gay. Unfortunately, owing to our shiteous economy or the fact that he’s in the bottom ranks as a successful AI alumnus, he only pulled $500,000 for this “breaking news” story. Aww. Poor Clay, I don’t know how many of Barry Manilow’s suits he can buy for that amount. Kathy Griffin is going to have things to say about this, I’m sure!
So in this episode of you be the judge, we have the story of Jamie Lynn’s baby daddy and the Wal-mart. I hear tell, that he took a roll a pictures to the local Wal-mart to be developed, a roll of pictures that included her breastfeeding their spawn. Now that is his woman’s breast that is exposed feeding his young, so what could be wrong with that? Well need I remind y’all that his woman is UNDERAGE and that people are greedy fucktards? Some Wal-mart employee stole them pics and wanted to sell copies. Hello Federal Offense! So now we get to the you be the judge part of the story. Even without the whole Federal Offense stuff, I can’t think of too many women that want the local Wal-mart photo idiot looking at pictures of them breastfeeding, haven’t they ever heard of a DIGITAL CAMERA? So is young Casey: just that stupid, trying to get his ass bounced to the curb before the shotgun weddin or so backwards and southern he just doesn’t get it? You be the judge!*
Once a crack-ho always a crack-ho. Poor George just can’t say no and apparently loves to get arrested in public restrooms. He was picked up again September 19th for possession of crack cocaine. Soon after he and his partner were seen packing up and leaving their flat hopefully he’s headed back to rehab again.
Travis Barker and Dj Am were both critically injured in a plane crash Saturday in South Carolina. They were both transferred to the burn unit with 2nd and 3rd degree burns and are undergoing treatment. Of the 6 passengers, they are the sole survivors. The accident seems to be the result of a tire blow-out on take off. The sprog wanted to be a drummer because of Travis, our thoughts for a speedy recovery are with them, as well as condolences for the families of those that were lost.
Hi. I’m Meg Ryan, did you know I’m starring in a movie? I know, it’s been a while, right? Well not many people saw that last movie I was in and I know you don’t like it when I try to do serious stuff, like that last movie I was in…at least judging from the horrible box office. So anyway, America, I’m listening to you! I’m back! I’m in a comedy! My lips are somewhat normal in size! See? I take your notes to heart and to prove it I’m dishing all about how Dennis cheated on me in the latest InStyle, because as America’s Sweetheart, I know how you love that sort of thing. So come see my movie, there is not even a man in it anywhere! But Deborah Messing is in it, I even know how much the gays love her, I’m covering ALL my bases!
When they say “don’t drink the water” in regards to getting pregnant, apparently they should also say don’t swim in it either. Nicole Kidman is crediting her pregnancy with Sunday Rose to swimming in the Kununurra waters in Australia while filming her latest movie. Six other women working on the film also are sporting bumps as a result. Sounds like the tourist flow to that area is soon going to be bangin with women looking to get preggers! I think it’s more likely that she got out of a relationship with that couch jumping alien ex-husband and moved on to someone better, viola baby!
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson finally admitting they have been dating a long time
Drew Barrymore seen mugging down with 12 years her junior Gossip Boy Ed Westwick
Final item of note. If you haven’t seen Sharon Osborne on Ellen speaking of she who must not be named, I recommend you check it out. It made me want to give Sharon a sloppy wet kiss. She also said that she wants to have sex with Anderson Cooper and they showed that bit of the clip on CNN last night, oh Anderson, you are such a tart!
*this story is exaggerated. it was actually a digital camera card but WHY would you go to wal-mart to make copies? buy a damn printer for home. jeez